He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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