im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon�
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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