plz talk dirty to me
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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