just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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