They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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