Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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