gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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