Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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