I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
it hurts more in the daytime
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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