I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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