I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Randomize
