Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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