you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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