Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
