butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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