Whod you bang
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
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