Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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