Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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