im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
