I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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