please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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