is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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