Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
