she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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