he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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