She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
3 2 1 whiskey
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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