How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
