Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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