we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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