FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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