Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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