she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i dont even know how to be here
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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