Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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