The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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