Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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