we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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