If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
i love accidental penises.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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