Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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