I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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