if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
