Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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