I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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