He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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