Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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