i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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