That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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