I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Randomize
