i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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