I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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