I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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